verklingen (verklingen) wrote in oven_pouch,
verklingen
verklingen
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rawr im a law student feck

one of the perks of being in law school is that i can use my laptop in class and even plug it in so i never run out of battery woot. i can also surf the net, and yes, youtube is accessible in up law. muhaha.

anyhoo. im just going to post this ficlet before my prof catches wind of me doing this instead of typing my notes.

Chatfic 3

tevoyamatar: PING!
tevoyamatar: Amor :D
asphyxiatrix: What?
tevoyamatar: lolz i knew that was you!
asphyxiatrix: shut up.
asphyxiatrix: all the other good names were taken.
tevoyamatar: de verdad?
tevoyamatar: makeuchokeonyourownblood is still open.:))
asphyxiatrix: what?
tevoyamatar: :))
tevoyamatar: ok, you can keep denying that you ever told me that it was your last resort.
asphyxiatrix: shut up.
asphyxiatrix: on the other hand...
asphyxiatrix: it's a brilliant name! nobody will ever suspect that it's me!
tevoyamatar: ooooookaaaay.;j
ikeelj00 has joined the conference
ikeelj00: konnichiwa!
ikeelj00: i mean
ikeelj00: yo.
tevoyamatar: ola, Nathanielito!:D
ikeelj00: wut that's not my name yo
ikeelj00: im
asphyxiatrix: shut up, sushiboi. we know that it's you.
ikeelj00: ok. seriously, how did you know about that?!
tevoyamatar: we didn't lolz
asphyxiatrix: it was just a theory.
tevoyamatar: you totally caved.XD
ikeelj00: ksou.
tevoyamatar: so, how goes the woman of the home? :))
ikeelj00: i don't know where he is.
ikeelj00: last he said, he was going out to a cafe.
ikeeljoo: prolly to type up another manuscript.
tevoyamatar: i was talking about you lolz
ikeelj00: stfu
asphyxiatrix: ...
tevoyamatar: is he writing BL stories yet?
ikeelj00: U NOT READ HIS BOOKS Y
tevoyamatar: i do
asphyxiatrix: you do in theory.
tevoyamatar: (PM to aspyxiatrix: you said you wouldn't tell chim.)
asphyxiatrix: (PM to tevoyamtar: I'm not telling him, am I?)
tevoyamatar: (PM to asphyxiatrix: you know nathan is weak! he will break the moment chim showers love and affection on him!)
asphyxiatrix: (PM to tevoyamtar: ...sorry, 4got about that.)
tevoyamatartambien has joined the conference.
ikeelj00: I KILL U Y U NOT READ CHIMS BOOKS HE IS GOD
tevoyamatartambien: jap
tevoyamatartambien: u need lessons
tevoyamatartambien: punctuations
ikeelj00: DO U SEE MY USERNAME
ikeelj00: I WILL FUCKER WHOEVER U RRRR
tevoyamatar: Ola amor.;j
tevoyamatartambien: ola dios
tevoyamatar: aha! you admit i am god!;j
tevoyamatar: *ctrl+s*
ikeelj00: *snorts*
molotover has joined the conference.
tevoyamatar: piggie oink!
tevoyamatartambien: swine
asphyxiatrix: swine flu lol!
molotover: inigo, did you just oink? *g*
tevoyamatar: guess again pendejo
molotover: oh, sry leon.:D
asphyxiatrix: :))
ikeelj00: lolz
molotover: whatwhatwhat?????!!!!!
tevoyamatartambien: boo
molotover: @_@
chim has joined the conference.
chim: (PM to tevoyamatartambien: i know your secret.)
tevoyamatartambien: (PM to molotover: u dead to me)
molotover: (PM to tevoyamatartambien: ohs, you're leon! damn that inigo, i will get him back! i knew you wouldn't oink.)
molotover: (PM to tevoyamatar: damn u boi i will get u back for that!)
molotover: (PM to tevoyamatartambien: and y i dead to u? i didn't say anything!)
ikeelj00: yo hu u n00b u suxx0r
chim: shut up n8.
ikeelj00: HOW DO U KNO
chim: i suffer from intellect.
asphyxiatrix: hu u?!
chim: take a wild guess.
tevoyamatar: *g* amor!
tevoyamatartambien: lost his marbls :))
molotover: (PM to asphyxiatrix: I TOLD YOU LEON'S SECRET IN CONFIDENCE!)
molotover: (PM to asphyxiatrix: I DONT TRUST U ANYMORE HMMMMMF)
asphyxiatrix: (PM to molotover: ??????????????)
molotover: (PM to asphyxiatrix: nice try i h8 u)
asphyxiatrix: (PM to chim: SERIOUSLY WHO ARE U??????!!!!!!!!!!)
chim: (PM to asphyxiatrix: use your brain. it's that pinkish-gray matter found between your ears.)
asphyxiatrix: Lex?
ikeelj00: lol we know you're lex dumbass
asphyxiatrix: what????
asphyxiatrix: i'm not lex!
tevoyamatartambien: right
ikeelj00: leon was right, he's lost his marbles lol!
tevoyamatar: :D you learned a new idiom! sugoi, n8!
ikeelj00: STFU GTFO MY CASE ESPANYOL RACIST BASTARD FUCKER
asphyxiatrix: LEX!
ikeelj00: crazy boi!:))
molotover: lex?
tevoyamatartambien: leon
tevoyamatar: lolz amor!
chim: bingo
ikeelj00: ...
ikeelj00: w8
ikeelj00: wut
tevoyamatar: ...
molotover: *gasp*
tevoyamatartambien: *claps*
asphyxiatrix: U HACKING PIECE OF SHIT U GET OUT OF MY ACCT
chim: ;j
asphyxiatrix: NOW LEX!!!!!!!!
chim: hmmm, no.
chim: i'm still online shopping, thanks.XD
molotover: woah
ikeelj00: ok w8
ikeelj00: since when have u been using that account?
chim: scret muhahaha i shall mess with your mind and you shall never know the true chim and i have seen all your emails lol
chim: chim, you dirty dirty dirrrrrrtyyyyy boy yooooouuuuu
asphyxiatrix: I WILL KILL YOU LEX I SWEAR
chim: amor, i have lost our bet!
tevoyamatar: lolz which one?
chim: it turns out chim is capable of being sexually active after all (btw, ew)
asphyxiatrix: SHUT IT LEX I HATE YOU
chim: but i still think he's not capable of reproduction.
molotover: oh, is this the chim's reproduction of species bet?
tevoyamatartambien: ?
molotover: we believe that chim is a species all on his own
molotover: with a penchant for oriental boys
ikeelj00: y im friends wit u i dont kno
molotover: because i'm cool.:D
molotover: anyway, we believe he has alternative means of reproduction.
molotover: lex thinks that when chim dies and is buried, another chim will sprout from the ground.
molotover: inigo thinks that when chim dies he will burn and like a pheonix he will be resurrected from its ashes.
ikeelj00: lol and wut do u think?
molotover: i think chim will one day split into two (at least), which will not be difficult since as of now, I think he already has multiply personalities lodged in his system, and the process of writing fiction is his means of allowing each personality to live vicariously so as to avoid the splitting process.
tevoyamatartambien: ah.
molotover: takers?
ikeelj00: i go for the pheonix thing. i don't like the idea of chim sprouting from the ground like a plant
tevoyamatar: muhaha, one more for mi theory!:D
molotover: leon?
tevoyamatartambien: mitosis
molotover: :D
tevoyamatar: ...
tevoyamatar: hey, where'd chim go?
tevoyamatar: and amor?
molotover: lemme check
ikeelj00: lol aren't they even in the same room?
tevoyamatar: they used to chat while in the same room, but once they had an online fight and amor shot a jinx straight at rio.
ikeelj00: oh.
ikeelj00: body bind?
tevoyamatar: crucio
ikeelj00: that's not a jinx...
tevoyamatartambien: same difference
ikeelj00: 0_o
molotover: FUCK NEED REINFORCEMENTS
molotover: GET UR ASSES OVER HERE NOW
tevoyamatar has signed off.
tevoyamatartambien has signed off
ikeelj00: gah, do i have to????
molotover: allies ww2
ikeelj00: FINE IM GOING
ikeelj00 has signed off.

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